heard it babysitting...

Val: Wanna hear what I'm doing for my birthday?

Me: Sure, what are you doing?

Val: We're having a big soccer game. My team is me, my mom, Alex, his brother, and their dad.

Me: Who do you think is gonna win?

Val (looking at me in disbelief that I even asked such a question): My team! We have 4 professional soccer players. Actually, 5 including me.


He also tried to get me again with the ICUP joke. I wouldn't be got! I outsmarted an 8 year old. Advantage: me.