heard it babysitting...

val had a lot of wisdom to share with me last night. first he taught me what offsides was in soccer, complete with a demo in his living room using a stuffed ball.

then later on we were watching NFL hockey...

val: ever see college hockey?

me: yeah...why?

val: its just a bunch of teenagers playing hockey. (points at screen) these guys really know the magic.

then he switched the channel to international FUTBOL. a goal was scored and they showed fans in the stands with their shirts off, celebrating.

me: look, those guys took their shirts off!

val: they're probably at the beach.