#royalwedding

Alright, so the Royal Wedding festivities are going on which I guess is the most important piece of news to Americans because of ... our love for British accents, hats, and things that we can all wake up really early to tweet about?

I didn't wake up for the wedding. I forgot about it actually, because I spent last night watching a really intense episode and post show of The Real World, like a true American. And, like a true American should, I also placed a wager on the Royal Wedding.

I bet that the Queen would wear a blue hat. And that woman had to go and dress in yellow from head to toe — really, Queeny? If I were ESPN Monday Night Football announcer, I'd have to give that choice a "COME ON, MAN!"

But I did learn an important lesson from this whole ordeal — when you're betting on fashion, listen to your gay brother. Even if he's colorblind, even if he pulls out a crazy color like YELLOW, go with it.

Not too concerned on losing my bet though. Got a big Ithaca Alumni weekend ahead to cheer me up. CANNOT WAIT to get on the road!