twitter names. taken.

Today I got one step closer to signing up for Twitter. I JUST CAN'T STAY AWAY. But as I sat pondering what my username should be, I realized that if I typed something in, it would let me know if that name was available or not. This led me to become sidetracked, entering in absurd usernames and seeing if they were taken.

NOTE TO THE WORLD!
If you are thinking about joining Twitter, I apologize, because these usernames are already taken:

poop your pants
weiner
dbag
fishtacos
3some
cameltoe


These names, however, are available:

trolleater
dapeepee


Better hurry if you wanna get one of them, I hear they go fast.