funny looking animal of the week!

kid cowboys are badass.

oh hello little puppy friend.

via fuckyeahbulldogs

most "worth it" run on the field ever?

This Orioles fan ran onto the field. And kept running. And running. For 2 WHOLE minutes, without being stopped by security. He even jumps back into the stands at one point, and then turns around and goes back onto the field again!

I don't know if he'll ever be allowed back into the stadium or how those things work, but this guy definitely got his money's worth in the fan jumping on the field category.

I also like that all it took to make him stop was the umpire asking him to give up so the security guards could catch him. He respects the authority of the MLB at least.

betty draper = great mom

can't wait for sunday - new mad men!!

funny looking animal of the week!

whats funnier

than homoerotic sports photos? a lot of things, actually. but this one's good:




more at huffingtonpost.

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this preview is awesome. the song really makes it i think...

you got growing up to do - josh radin

this just happened.

Just read some scripts in a client presentation for an erectile dysfunction pill. I had to read the part of a woman whose man couldn't get it up, and talk to my man about going to see his doctor and get some pills to solve that shiz.

Sometimes my job is weird...

funny looking animal of the week!

via buzzfeed.

:)

World Cupdates

Only 2 teams remain, and the World Cup is coming to a close. American futbol haters breathe a sigh of relief while everyone else in the world gets ready for their most exciting event in the past 4 years to come to a close. Let's take a look at what's going on these days in the World of the Cup:

• An octopus has correctly guessed the winners to every World Cup game that he has predicted so far. By predicting, we mean throwing his eight arms around one of two boxes of food. Each box sports a flag of one of the teams that are about to play. His most recent prophecy was Spain over Germany. Now he's getting death threats. Poor guy.



• Norwegian porn star Bobbi Eden has tweeted that if Norway wins the World Cup, she will give all of her followers a BJ. Here's what she tweeted: “If #ned wins the #worldcup I will give a BJ to all my followers, together with @vickyvette @misshybrid @gabbyquinteros 4898 and counting RTless.” Only problem I see here is if she's got any women followers. Way to discriminate, Bobbi. Guess for 4898 people, a lot more than patriotic pride is riding on the result of Sunday's game.



• In similar news, a Paraguayan lingerie model who previously promised to run naked through the streets if her team won the World Cup says she's going to do it anyways. Well that's the never-give-up attitude that more people who plan to run around naked need to have. If the Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl this year, I'll run naked through the streets of Buffalo. But only if they win. I hold my naked runs to higher standards than this woman apparently.



• A cocaine-filled World Cup trophy was seized at a Colombia airport. File this under "unsurprising." 24 lbs of coke was molded to resemble the infamous trophy.



• Labron James set to star in his own show tonight. Wait...that's not global news... Personally I'm more excited for Chad Ochocinco's dating show.

Also, gonna go ahead and predict that this guy's winning the cup on Sunday:

But don't quote me on that. I'm no octopus.

LaBurnt out.

I cannot wait until 9PM tonight. Actually, 10PM I guess. That's when Labronbron will be done with his HOUR LONG SPECIAL where he announces where he'll sign and play next year. It's hard enough for the President to get airtime on television primetime these days, but the world waits with baited breath to hear what Labron's next move is.

I am interested to hear where he's going -- especially since now the rumor mill's churning out that he'll end up with Bosh and Wade in Miami (book my flight now...). But I am tired of the constant Labron updates that really give us no new information, just reaffirm the fact that there are TEAMS in the NBA that he MIGHT BE SIGNING WITH. Wow. We could have had these alerts all season and the amount of information given would be the exact same -- not much.

Even though tonight's presentation will not completely stop the chatter for a while, at least now the chatter will actually have a bit more weight than pure speculation. Plus, the "Labron Watch" scrolling bar can leave the bottom of SportsCenter.

Labron, I think you're great. It's not you -- it's me the Labron Watch.

Go Heat 2011!

weird...

get your Brazil soccer name...

Mine's Marcaldo!!!

Get yours.