Perez Hilton Gets Punched.

I am sure if you are familiar with both the Internet and pop culture that you’ve heard of Perez Hilton. He runs his own Hollywood gossip blog and holds very opinioned views about various celebrities, which he usually voices by taking photos of certain celebs and using Microsoft Paint to draw things such as penises and offensive words over their faces.

Though I am not an avid reader of the blog, I am familiar enough to know that Perez never really explains why he hates whichever celebrities he is attacking. Except once when Jessica Alba made some comment about not being Latino or something. That really set him off. But besides that, I haven’t seen him mention why he hates whoever he is drawing a penis on.

But the other day, Perez got his due. He was PUNCHED big time. By the manager of the Black Eyed Peas. You shouldn’t mess with them, or they’ll BOOM BOOM POW you big time, Perez.

Judging from news reports, apparently Perez was at a Toronto club and got into an argument with Fergie and will.i.am when they told him not to write about them in his blog. Then Hilton left the bar, only to be PUNCHED IN THE FACE from behind.

What really makes this story for me is the fact that in response to the situation, Perez thought to do the only reasonable thing at the time – post a tweet about it on Twitter –

"I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."

If only by posting a request to Twitter it magically happened. Then a police report would have been filed right then. But since all you can do on Twitter is tell the world what you’re doing RIGHT NOW, all that happened was everyone knew Perez got punched.


Now that’s pretty embarrassing…