heard it babysitting....

While we were boxing each other and he hit me in the chest:

Val: Oops, ha I hit your booby!

Me: No fair!

Val: Why?

Me: Cause you don't have boobies.

Val: Yeah, but I'll have nipples someday.


And while at McDonald's eating happy meals:

Val: You're one of my favorite babysitters.

Me: Oh yeah? How many babysitters do you have?

Val: Two.

He's so diplomatic.