friends dont let friends leave the path station to pee when they too drunk to handle themselves properly.

Lost my wallet Saturday night. Probably drank a little too much. Funny thing is, I had it all the way to the very end of the night (what luck!). Had even made it into the PATH station and was waiting for the train to arrive. But I had to pee really badly. Ultimately, I blame my bladder for what happened. So I left the station, went to the 7-11 to use the facilities, then came back. Only when I returned, I did not have my wallet, and had to hop over the turnstile (don't tell the NY/NJ Transit Authority, please)... I also fell somewhere between peeing and returning to the PATH station. What a mess of 10 minutes!

There were many cons to this situation:
-Lost all of my important things (license, credit cards, debit cards, house key, insurance cards, BJs card, path card, metro card...)
-Lost my clutch
-Bruised my knees and elbows when I fell!

But there was one pro to the situation:
-I didn't have any money in there (advantage to being poor...)

I'd like to shout out to my roommate/heterosexual life partner Hoover for taking care of me, buying me a metro card and giving me some cash to carry around. It's nice to have a mom when your real mom is not in close proximity. And it's nice to not have your real mom in close proximity cause you lose your wallet cause you're really drunk. I could almost feel the power of her disappointed look through the phone when I told her about it. But she did make a really good point, "When you got back to the path station and realized you didn't have your wallet, why didn't you go look for it?" Hmm...excellent point. That's why moms should always be around!

Anyways, if anyone happens to come across a wallet with all my information in it, please let me know!

xoxo,
gossip girl